January 2011
31 posts
The barman says, “We don’t serve time travellers in here” ……. A time traveller walks into a bar.
“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.”
– Albert Einstein
“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.”
– Casablanca 1942
“Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we...”
– Woollcott
Wonder how much organized sports will change when they finally invent invisibility cloaks.
“I WANT A COOKIE!!!!! Well. Actually I want a woman, but I’ll settle for a...”
– Lucky Larry
“You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense...”
– Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell
“A iphone user and android user meet: ‘Sorry I’m late my alarm...”
– befreax